Hiccups.
Flies buzzing around your head. Why are they so bad this year??
Dogs making that licking sound for no reason.
When I’m looking for something at Target and someone comes to the same aisle and stands directly next to me. Groceries, I get, but did that person really come looking for a muffin pan at the exact same minute I did? Me, if I see someone in the aisle I want to go to I pass by and wait until that person leaves. I’m not going to fight over that same candle they want.
Kids who always complain that there’s nothing to eat yet when you tell them you’re going to the grocery store they can’t name one thing they want you to buy.
Husbands who leave the toilet seat up like they’re on the job site. This is an age-old debate yet has been relevant since the indoor toilet was invented.
People who open candy wrappers during a movie while at the theater. Get that business taken care of before the show starts, bro! (Or bru, though I may be WAY behind on that term.)
There’s others but that’s all for today.
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