Wally World

Why is it that I feel like a criminal every time I use the self-checkout at Walmart?

I find myself making a big show of scanning each item and setting it aside.

Sometimes I talk to myself as I scan, asking out loud to no one but me where the barcode is or if the price that came up was right.

I then push my cart past the self-checkout lady and hope I don’t “get caught.”

For what, I do not know…

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